dirt? huh? not me

well I did not make mom happy last night...
nope no sir ,
the shame and humiliation I endured after the fact..... well was almost to much.
here is my story and I am sticking to it.
Fact: dogs like mud
Fact: dogs get Bord
Fact: mom left me to die out side
Fact: there was no hope in site
Fact: the neighbors were cooking dinner
Fact: it looked gooooood
Fact: mom had just fed me but it was only one little tiny kibble
Fact: in panic mode I dug and dug and dug
Fact: when mom saw me I was half way under the fence!
Fact: mom yelled at me
Fact: she hosed me down with the green snake of death
Fact: the cat laughed at me in my darkest moment
Fact: I did get to muddy up the house before my run in with the green snake of death
Fact: mom still loves me

dog tired!

anything else mom?
or is this enough chores for the day?













oh no you din't you din't just say you did this job Gilbert!











now can I just sleep?
no more mom no more laundry please.

Oh Great!

so it has come to this.......

my house mate I.E my cat roommate

has now gotten himself a blog.

oh now I really don't mind except He hates me...

I really don't know why...... I do clean up after him in the litter box

mom gets rather testy about it though.

and I clean up after him in the yard too.

and any kibble he drops ... yes you guessed it .... cleaned up.

I do like to try and play with him, he really doesn't get it when I bark at him.

all the other dogs get it.......... oh yah he is a cat!

I have been rather patient with him for a long time now.

I am a Golden after all.

but I have just about had it with his attitude.

so when I saw the pic of him on his profile looking all handsome and distinguished

I thought I might just take this opportunity to show you the "behind the scenes" as it where.

yes this is him, the one who torments me so,

"not so scary now are you gilbert"

wooooof!

Me

me... this is my cute face, used specifically for trying to score some food

So I told mom that the other dogs on blogs all have lots of pictures of themselves and I don't

and that it isn't cool not to have pictures of one's self . so she said ....... fine.

here you go.

I'll try and get her to take more...... she always says she is busy but she will try

yah this is me playing sick

this is me after getting scolded for begging from dad..... mom gets soooooo picky about stuff like that.

oh yah baby

so mom got alittle testy the other day when she came home and saw that
yes I did actually get into the sink and pull out the moldy flat bread.....
oh and was it good!
I don't know why they get soooo upset when we eat garbage, I mean
it is fooooood.
the older the better is what I always say,
gives it more flavor
know what I mean.

my snow poem

I've gots snow in my toes
I've gots snow up my nose
I've gots snow in places that aren't exposed!

Oh how I love the snow!
I've gots snow on my fur
under my tummy oh burrrr!

I've gots snow on my tail
mom hates it when I shake
and she will start to wail
like a dog in jail

Oh I love the snow!
don't you?

Happy New Year!

Well it is the new year and this year mom is saying she is gonna "lose that weight"
yah oh okee dokey mom. wouldn't that mean I would get more walks?
I mean it is week two and out of mmmm.... 14 days... uh that is way too long in dog days by the way... she has only walked me 5! Yah that's right folks 5!
okay well dad has walked me 3 times in there too.... so that would make a total of...uh.....8 eight days out of 14. that is a walk every other day or so. THAT IS NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE!
so not enough.....
And now, now my little human brother is sick and that means .......yup you guessed it NO WALK!
that makes three days in a row....
I sure hope mom plays with me and gets me a new toy while she is out getting nose stuff for my boy. I need something to chew.

on a different note..... did you know that some human told my moms friend that us pets don't go to heaven. can you believe that...... I know we don't have what people call a soul, but I don't think that means we don't go to heaven. do you?
so now my moms friend said that she really can't believe in a God that won't take animals into His kingdom...... that makes no sense! I mean we animals are His creation right. so if that is the case and He knows how much humans love us and He loves the humans and made them to take care of us well then it only makes sense that He would take us too. okay so we don't have a "soul" all that really means is we don't get to choose, it is chosen for us. Like the angels right?
well anyway. that's all