well I did not make mom happy last night...
nope no sir ,
the shame and humiliation I endured after the fact..... well was almost to much.
here is my story and I am sticking to it.
Fact: dogs like mud
Fact: dogs get Bord
Fact: mom left me to die out side
Fact: there was no hope in site
Fact: the neighbors were cooking dinner
Fact: it looked gooooood
Fact: mom had just fed me but it was only one little tiny kibble
Fact: in panic mode I dug and dug and dug
Fact: when mom saw me I was half way under the fence!
Fact: mom yelled at me
Fact: she hosed me down with the green snake of death
Fact: the cat laughed at me in my darkest moment
Fact: I did get to muddy up the house before my run in with the green snake of death
Fact: mom still loves me
